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Starayo
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 October 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2545
  • Number of comments : 39
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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66532) - you deserved it (9413)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of random names she thought of, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56406) - you deserved it (11332)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)