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  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Star_Fishie : O_O

Live life laughing! Especially at yourself!
Life is good!
Crap I like:
Play video games
Listen to a butt load of music
Paper mâché
DIY crafting
Browse YouTube.... A LOT
Raise my three year old
Bake, bake, and bake! (You guys want some cooookies?!)
Sock slide (most fun thing evar

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Visits<b>Sjus</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 8:11am<b>Aferg15</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 2:41pm<b>sammy_b_with_e</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 5:34am<b>FMLkoala</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 1:58am<b>olpally</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 6:25pm<b>xALEXx</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 6:00am<b>Damondou</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 2:03pm<b>Kandi_Neko</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 5:54pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 8:00am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 04/05/2013 at 6:28am<b>whiplash2289</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 12:23am<b>Gixie</b> - the 03/31/2013 at 11:37am<b>SuperDanielNL</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 1:12pm<b>Covenant74</b> - the 03/13/2013 at 9:48pm<b>Gshelton09</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 10:36am<b>funkyfunguy</b> - the 01/30/2013 at 8:41pm<b>Klabbath</b> - the 01/22/2013 at 9:52am

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Star_Fishie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54526) - you deserved it (18377)

On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30644) - you deserved it (6169)

On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

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