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About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.

But why be boring?
My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3

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Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claim to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A ( rare disease. ) His excuse for everyone rejecting him? ( Friend-zoning bitches. ) looool I was the last resort even for a jackoff ( nice guy ) werewolf. mega FML

#20829503
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37861) - you deserved it (3417)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! (woman) - United States

Today... I confessd mah feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional... said that I know nothing about him... an laughd that ( this isn't Twilight... 4 fuck's sake ). All he didhen I startd crying was pat me on the head an leave. FML

#20826991
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52649) - you deserved it (9202)

On 08/08/2013 at 8:54am - love - by names suck and so do I (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

#20823686
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58895) - you deserved it (14703)

On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah fathar shot mah fiancé. Ha's fina, but tha wadding is off. FML

#20812145
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63171) - you deserved it (4341)

On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heret attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic,hich trumped 6-year degree. mega FML

#20804217
158 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday, mah dad groundd me fir swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to mah sister. The supposd swear word? "YOLO." fat FML

#20792771
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (33823)

On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

#20787584
112 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, during mah family's traditional 4th of July weekend celebration, mah water broke. I kept trying to tell them and asked them to take me to the hospital, but they couldn't hear me over the fireworks. They all just kept smiling and nodding. mega FML

#20767424
97 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I Cummad Homa From Work To Findhita Fabric And Crystals All Ovar Tha Apartmant Floor. I Followad Tha Trail Of Dastruction To Mah Badroom,hara Mah Roommata Had Laft Our Closat Door Opan. Apparantly , Har Cats Dacidad That Mah Wadding Gown Was To Ba Thair Nawast Conquast. Maga FML

#20762512
97 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 10:40pm - animals - by nakedweddingday (woman) - United States (California)

2day mah shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work!! I calld mah boyfriend and askd him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in mah closet!! What did he bring? Black stilettos!! I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift!! FML

#20756560
142 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm - work - by readytoamputatemyfeet (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I woke up to a flooded basement . That basement is my bedroom so I'm completely surrounded looool by water . All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi . FML

#20752548
73 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

yesterday I learned that the money I work hard for on YouTube has been transferred to the wrong person's banking account. That person is mah ex-grlfriend. FML

#20732776
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46423) - you deserved it (6131)

On 06/18/2013 at 2:35am - money - by Broccolliboyy (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me . I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend . He hasn't stopped laughing . FML

#20724232
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53456) - you deserved it (6539)

On 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84140) - you deserved it (6912)

On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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