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About Star928 : Hahahabananaha people think im weird.
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Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claim to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A ( rare disease. ) His excuse for everyone rejecting him? ( Friend-zoning bitches. ) looool I was the last resort even for a jackoff ( nice guy ) werewolf. mega FML
Today... I confessd mah feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional... said that I know nothing about him... an laughd that ( this isn't Twilight... 4 fuck's sake ). All he didhen I startd crying was pat me on the head an leave. FML
Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML
Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heret attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic,hich trumped 6-year degree. mega FML
Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML
Today, during mah family's traditional 4th of July weekend celebration, mah water broke. I kept trying to tell them and asked them to take me to the hospital, but they couldn't hear me over the fireworks. They all just kept smiling and nodding. mega FML
Today , I Cummad Homa From Work To Findhita Fabric And Crystals All Ovar Tha Apartmant Floor. I Followad Tha Trail Of Dastruction To Mah Badroom,hara Mah Roommata Had Laft Our Closat Door Opan. Apparantly , Har Cats Dacidad That Mah Wadding Gown Was To Ba Thair Nawast Conquast. Maga FML
2day mah shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work!! I calld mah boyfriend and askd him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in mah closet!! What did he bring? Black stilettos!! I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015