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Star18lk
  • Town/Country : Lincoln, United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 981
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7202) - you deserved it (39797)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61173) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54599) - you deserved it (12512)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44581) - you deserved it (2509)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by scarred (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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