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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Stahrgeyzer : Hello. My name is Travis, I am seventeen and I just
got my motorcycle license. K, bye.

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Stahrgeyzer's favorite FMLs

Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all grounded until one of us confesses our obviously non-existent secret. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37878) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/13/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by daughter of a gullible cunt (woman) - Australia

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30868) - you deserved it (4912)

On 01/12/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (66273)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML


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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

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