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StaciCarol

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About StaciCarol : I dunno. Fuck off.

StaciCarol's page activity

Visits<b>BobBricks101</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 5:44pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 11:12pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:54pm<b>will_5801</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:44pm<b>AlaskanChild</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:59pm<b>BullsLakers1324</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 6:59am<b>lovely_1818</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 8:12am<b>nickjt30</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 10:08am<b>nunn245</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 1:16am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 05/01/2014 at 1:32pm<b>sarah1024</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 9:36pm<b>Ohthatsnasty</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 4:53pm<b>graceinsheepwear</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 4:27pm<b>meowwrongnotacat</b> - the 09/19/2013 at 11:46pm<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 08/10/2013 at 12:45am<b>Lostsoul5435</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 2:11pm<b>LiznessMonster</b> - the 05/05/2011 at 1:43pm<b>spencer14</b> - the 04/19/2011 at 1:04am

Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 5:12am

StaciCarol's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

StaciCarol's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML

by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

by CandlesSuck / 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health

Today, one of my best friends went into labor 14 days early. I'd told my boss previously about this and that I need to be there for my friend as she doesn't really have any family. My boss will not let me leave work to be there. Why? I didn't give enough notice. FML

by musicalkitcat / 10/05/2009 at 11:45am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 12:55am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

by Idiots / 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

by Rae / 07/30/2009 at 9:56am / United States / Kids

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

by ohshittttttt / 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

by ohshittttttt / 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (New York) / Geek