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StEpHiE1226
  • Town/Country : ny, usa
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 66
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About StEpHiE1226 : Married to my wife and happy :)

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Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States



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