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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6362
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About SquishFish : About me: I love fish custard, Doctor who, obscenely long scarves, and I hate pears. I love legend of Korra and Avatar :) my favorite web series are VGHS and Most Popular Girls in School. I want to open up y own bakery someday, however I will never serve anything with pears in it.....

Amy: I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.

And five, very important, five. Don't let me eat pears. I *hate pears*. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I *am* him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.


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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the place I was conceived seventeen yeres ago: a bench at a public park. FML

#19673132
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25325) - you deserved it (2226)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7743) - you deserved it (25273)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today mah dad informed me that mah prom dress makes me look chubby from the side gives me "back fat" and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking lyk that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

#19287255
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (10199)

On 03/16/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by Winx - United States (Alaska)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. looool We were watching the light show, an when Tinkerbell cummed out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed an called us "fucking pussies". FML

#18862954
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10602) - you deserved it (42028)

On 01/20/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by sharky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22745) - you deserved it (5470)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

#18501609
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (16371)

On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in mah backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2814)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (4320)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (60915)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

today I broke up with mah boyfriend. Devastated he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down mah spine was too much 4 me to handle so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

#17901380
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13141) - you deserved it (40536)

On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today , Mah School Votd For A Pokémon Theme For This Year's Homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33451) - you deserved it (16850)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got pulled over fir distracted driving. Not fir cell phone use but fir nose picking an inspecting. FML

#17762690
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (35885)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)



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