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About SquishFish : About me: I love fish custard, Doctor who, obscenely long scarves, and I hate pears. I love legend of Korra and Avatar :) my favorite web series are VGHS and Most Popular Girls in School. I want to open up y own bakery someday, however I will never serve anything with pears in it.....
Amy: I started to think you were just, like, a mad man with a box.
The Doctor: Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with a box.
And five, very important, five. Don't let me eat pears. I *hate pears*. John Smith is a character I made up, but I won't know that. I'll think I *am* him and he might do something stupid like eat a pear. In three months I don't want to wake up from being human and taste that.
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Today mah dad informed me that mah prom dress makes me look chubby from the side gives me "back fat" and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking lyk that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML
Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML
Today, I went to the doctor 4 a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom 4 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally trippd and spilld urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, this wierd girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, ( This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110. ) She replied, ( You spelt temporary wrong. ) FML
today I broke up with mah boyfriend. Devastated he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down mah spine was too much 4 me to handle so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Friday 27 March 2015