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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 October 1999 (16 years)
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Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML


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