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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7917
  • Number of comments : 2534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 375 posted

About SqueakyChipmunk :
http://squeakychipmunk.tumblr.com/ My Blog. CLICK IT.

1) Like my sense of humor? ADD ME ON FACEBOOK MOTHAFUCKA!
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/squeaky.thechipmunk
Twitter: Fuck you, fuck Twitter.
2) Squeak squeak, mother fucker.
2.5) You are legally required to read everything I say in a squeaky voice, or be faced with a court summons.
3) I have a gift for you in my pants. It's not a toaster. Okay, it is a toaster...
4) Swag, YOLO, sucks for you and text talk will get you mauled.
5) The next sentence is false.
6) The previous sentence is true.

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today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML

#21113787
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46142) - you deserved it (5959)

On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58340) - you deserved it (9005)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me andhen I askedhy we never hung out he admitted that mah dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML

#21113585
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48554) - you deserved it (3793)

On 04/15/2014 at 10:01am - love - by cricha4208 - United States (Missouri)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52218) - you deserved it (4719)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today , I found out that the April Fool's Day prank grlfriend an best friend played on me was not a joke , an that they actually did sleep together. mega FML

#21111038
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46883) - you deserved it (3507)

On 04/12/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by gullible (man) - United States

Today , I found out I was pregnant!! When I told my boyfriend , his response was , ( I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it!! ) mega FML

#21110801
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52666) - you deserved it (7747)

On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Husband And I Had Some Bath Time To Ourselves. After Having Sex, He Decidd To Puttd Bath Salts In My Virginia To Spice Things Up 4 The Next Round. It's Been Twenty Minutes Out Of The Bath And It Still Feels Like There R Pop Rocks In My Vagina. FML

#21101391
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (34443)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah nieghbor yelld at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off mah windshield wakes him up every morning . This is the same nieghbor who ran over mah mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his window to see properly . FML

#21101388
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39758) - you deserved it (2732)

On 03/31/2014 at 10:03pm - misc - by IcyWindows - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks 4 my gym locker, 4 which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo 4 me. It was "diet". FML

#21101196
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35734) - you deserved it (5235)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online . Not looool only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom an both times he came back smelling of weed . FML

#21101191
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39140) - you deserved it (6223)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:05pm - love - by Jaime - United States (New York)

Today, mah boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested an fre everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only mah boss, two coworkers an I remain. I now have four times mah normal workload an am seriously thinking maybe I should've said ( Yes ) to drugs. FML

#21099196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44752) - you deserved it (3809)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, MAH GRANDMA REDUCD ME TO A SOBBING WRECK IN TWO SHORT SENTENCES, JUST TO WIN A BET AGAINST MAH MUM. FML

#21098667
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (4333)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by :( (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, a would-be customer practically kickd store door in, then got pissd and startd throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closd, hence the closd sign!! He claimd the sign was "confusing"!! mega FML

#21098658
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36148) - you deserved it (3017)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States

today I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

#21098357
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43076) - you deserved it (3018)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:42am - work - by ClaustrophobicNightmares - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, I took my 12 year-old to the orthodontist . While I was talking to the dentist about what was needing to be done, my daughter listened . With a straight face, the dentist joked, "Yeah, we're going to need to rip off her entire jaw." My daughter won't leave her room anymore . real FML

#21098025
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39717) - you deserved it (4912)

On 03/27/2014 at 8:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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