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  • Town/Country : Skanderborg, Denmark
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 May 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 276
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Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40110) - you deserved it (4232)

On 06/13/2009 at 7:01am - love - by Mojo_Jojo (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (120434) - you deserved it (28809)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)



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