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About SpunkyyyMonkeyy : -I hate college and spending money.
-I plan on enlisting because I want to become a plane mechanic.
-I enjoy repairing and upgrading my jeep when I am alone.
-I want the middle east to stop fighting so I can take my jeep and venture across that massive sand box! #1 goal on my bucket list!
-Yes, I am obsessive about my car. It is like a crazy addiction.
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Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014