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SpunkyyyMonkeyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 724
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SpunkyyyMonkeyy : -I hate college and spending money.
-I plan on enlisting because I want to become a plane mechanic.
-I enjoy repairing and upgrading my jeep when I am alone.
-I want the middle east to stop fighting so I can take my jeep and venture across that massive sand box! #1 goal on my bucket list!
-Yes, I am obsessive about my car. It is like a crazy addiction.
-Stupid hurts
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SpunkyyyMonkeyy's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

by summerbabe77 / 07/21/2012 at 11:58pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

by analeis / 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Health

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

by SpongeAbii2 / 01/24/2012 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Miscellaneous

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

by f*cks_sake / 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy