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SpunkyyyMonkeyy

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SpunkyyyMonkeyy : -I hate college and spending money.
-I plan on enlisting because I want to become a plane mechanic.
-I enjoy repairing and upgrading my jeep when I am alone.
-I want the middle east to stop fighting so I can take my jeep and venture across that massive sand box! #1 goal on my bucket list!
-Yes, I am obsessive about my car. It is like a crazy addiction.
-Stupid hurts
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SpunkyyyMonkeyy's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

#19971657
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18014) - you deserved it (2422)

On 07/21/2012 at 11:58pm - animals - by summerbabe77 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26295) - you deserved it (6173)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14411) - you deserved it (25229)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26779) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML

#16161351
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37701) - you deserved it (9741)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by f*cks_sake - United States (Ohio)



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