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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 August 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 561
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Spope1999 : Im only 10, i love cmputer and my mom is dead/

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:49pm<b>xX4evaw8inXx</b> - the 04/01/2010 at 8:11pm

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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34511) - you deserved it (10805)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32137) - you deserved it (5889)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

#15431141
148 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
95 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

#7231229
115 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 3:40am - misc - by Fran (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

#7231026
103 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

#5762381
99 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by BEE (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014
113 comments

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On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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