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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61612) - you deserved it (4968)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44843) - you deserved it (6518)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32am - health - by Stung (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate and I finally got fed up with this increasingly, horrible stench that has been in our apartment for a few days now. Leaving it for our other roommates to handle, we selfishly left to get yogurtland. Moments later, we both expressed that we haven't seen our cat in a while. FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 4:32pm - animals - by pacificbeach - United States (California)

Today, I played games on and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML


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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

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