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Spitfire
  • Town/Country : Saratov, Russia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3383
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Spitfire : So I'm here to read the funny, sad, offensiev and stupid stories of FML.

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Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52082) - you deserved it (13675)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was stepping out of the shower while home alone. I heard voices coming from the living room. I grabbed a bat to defend my self and ran into the living room. I slipped on my tile floor and smashed my TV with the bat. No one was in my house but I left my radio turned on. FML

#159713
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I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (38886)

On 02/28/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Slipperywhenwet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55230) - you deserved it (6561)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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