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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (4742)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML


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On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)

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