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Spicynipples
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18692) - you deserved it (4135)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (16264)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)



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