About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML
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by Monika / 05/05/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by woah / 05/04/2011 at 7:51am / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
by Laci / 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by killercow / 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Artic / 04/12/2011 at 12:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by CheeseyPotatoes / 04/11/2011 at 9:16am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
- Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe… Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes… Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob".…