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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8813
  • Number of comments : 357
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

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SpicyDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44200) - you deserved it (3330)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44391) - you deserved it (5586)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42705) - you deserved it (6867)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

#15896173
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30318) - you deserved it (4152)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80381) - you deserved it (6027)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80381) - you deserved it (6027)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (20470)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66179) - you deserved it (13894)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20195) - you deserved it (67154)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (7500)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19221) - you deserved it (65739)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (3900)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

#15706061
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37111) - you deserved it (7925)

On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37983) - you deserved it (9043)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32248) - you deserved it (3895)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States



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