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About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML
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Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML
Friday 19 December 2014