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SpicyDuck

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SpicyDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12882
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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SpicyDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41101) - you deserved it (3708)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (45069)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (41067)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (41067)

On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65294) - you deserved it (3803)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (14195)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34204) - you deserved it (5260)

On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29947) - you deserved it (4537)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33339) - you deserved it (94340)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (6830)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (81011) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (81011) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33151) - you deserved it (21679)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35372) - you deserved it (3825)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68525) - you deserved it (7119)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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