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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11227
  • Number of comments : 363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11235) - you deserved it (77850) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

#17029350
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31054) - you deserved it (20746)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (3516)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64710) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31312) - you deserved it (3862)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

#16830910
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35571) - you deserved it (9772)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48415) - you deserved it (7434)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24451) - you deserved it (8442)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (14385)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40684) - you deserved it (4464)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

#16488839
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21680) - you deserved it (38115)

On 06/03/2011 at 8:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67245) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74066) - you deserved it (3827)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10461)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)



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