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SpicyDuck

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SpicyDuck

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12888
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

SpicyDuck's page activity

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Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:04am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:19am<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:56pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:12pm<b>james_logan</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:54am<b>arano</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 12:26am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 11:50pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 10:18pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:00am<b>dvd1790</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 7:40am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:52am<b>potatomus62</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:02am<b>foxbryan13</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 9:46am<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:10am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:06am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 7:01am<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:35am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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SpicyDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (3447)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29717) - you deserved it (3569)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

#19743527
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (6308)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (44987)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52377) - you deserved it (4879)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21481) - you deserved it (40404)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16889) - you deserved it (38070)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (4820)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32082) - you deserved it (6449)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9793) - you deserved it (21873)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

#19085397
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30059) - you deserved it (2244)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60309) - you deserved it (4652)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18797) - you deserved it (53634)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (5663)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (5383)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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