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SpicyDuck

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13983
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About SpicyDuck : Today, you tried to hit on me thinking this was a dating site. FML

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Visits<b>alex_gen</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 2:07am<b>HoboRain</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 5:16pm<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 11:53am<b>Red_Ralph</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 10:12pm<b>mkmon7</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 11:41pm<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:57am<b>ilikedogs123123</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:21am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 2:50pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 6:10pm<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 1:31am<b>michaelwm26</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 12:51pm<b>medes</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 2:17am<b>kellyelizabethx3</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 9:16am<b>thatoneguy255</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:15pm<b>RickM79</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:10pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 11:01am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 4:05pm<b>Livin_Like_Larry</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 8:17pm

Fucked!<b>alex_gen</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 8:07am<b>nightstalker94</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 3:57pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:52pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 10:05pm<b>ifuckuprandomly</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:43pm<b>dominguez89</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 9:46am<b>theRonin</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 1:44am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:24am<b>JadeOmega</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:31pm<b>bruhwhy</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 1:36am<b>papygeorges</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 3:39am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 5:52pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 12:44pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:44am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 7:18am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:20pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:04am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:19am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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SpicyDuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML

by dvddtraveller / 04/22/2016 at 5:25pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML

by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my 4-year-old twin boys are fighting because they both want to watch the SAME show on Netflix. They don't want the other one to choose, because somehow that invalidates their own choice, even though they both get to watch what they want, which is "Barbie, life in the dream house". FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

by whatdidimarry / 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

by I love L / 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

by dirtbikeguy / 07/23/2015 at 9:05am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML

by dirtbikeguy / 07/23/2015 at 9:05am / United States (Illinois) / Animals

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML

by Julianapilikusplatosophophes / 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

by bosslady / 06/30/2015 at 5:57am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Work

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

by con135 / 01/12/2015 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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