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Spenzher
  • Town/Country : San Diego, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Spenzher : Raver. Loves to Dance. Loves to Eat. Loves to give Light-shows. Loves to make connections with people.

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Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65712) - you deserved it (7416)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out my older brother put tanning lotion in the lotion I use to masturbate with. Now I have orange palms and an orange penis which won't go away for weeks. FML

#13278835
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16549) - you deserved it (40066)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

#13052175
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48277) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by ohno - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

#13036561
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18368) - you deserved it (10709)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML

#12674588
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31070) - you deserved it (11740)

On 08/22/2010 at 12:27am - money - by coffee - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54125) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML

#12596251
96 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2314)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44498) - you deserved it (6553)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

#8576368
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (4986)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162134) - you deserved it (39940)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

#1091481
228 comments

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On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36495) - you deserved it (124673)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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