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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2499
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SpencerDee : Hey. My name is Spencer. I live in San Diego. I love acting and have been in a lot of plays and some commercials. Get to know me for you judge me. If you want to talk, message me. I love acting, dance, singing (though I'm not that great :P), piano, clarinet, gymnastics, hanging out with friends, and animals. I have a sister and a brother, and sometimes I've submitted a couple FML stories for them.

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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89066) - you deserved it (4257)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14823) - you deserved it (59993)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (4807)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38033) - you deserved it (22652)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML


I agree, your life sucks (57459) - you deserved it (5781)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

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