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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get… Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first… Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in…