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Spazz420
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1985 (28 years)
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Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40063) - you deserved it (6081)

On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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