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Spartoob
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2524
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (18384) - you deserved it (4097)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (16326) - you deserved it (3812)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (7631) - you deserved it (15687)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (3232)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

#14342949 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (43524) - you deserved it (2997)

On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while socialising after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming, "The devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (20279) - you deserved it (2140)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

#14325141 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (2277)

On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

#14309461 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (25398) - you deserved it (1830)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:48am - misc - by Username - Canada

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (22164) - you deserved it (5662)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (26797) - you deserved it (2924)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (6018) - you deserved it (17672)

On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (15463) - you deserved it (3156)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (25063) - you deserved it (4138)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

#8968601 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (18103) - you deserved it (2614)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14139) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)