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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About SparrowMint : 22 with lots of (unworthy) FML moments.

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SparrowMint's favorite FMLs

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33906) - you deserved it (3162)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:40am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25602) - you deserved it (10885)

On 02/14/2013 at 6:01am - love - by lex - United States

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