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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 699
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SparkleMotion44 : I'm a cool kid. :)

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Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

#1216393
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I agree, your life sucks (51506) - you deserved it (8613)

On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1155986) - you deserved it (115845)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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