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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (4144)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (10040)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML


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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML


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On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)

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