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SpankyRaven

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1433
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About SpankyRaven : Hey, how you doin'?

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Visits<b>AzureDawn</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 11:27am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 7:37pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 4:52pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 7:58pm<b>jesstanothergurl</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 7:29pm<b>xXAllie2017Xx</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:24am<b>purple_bunnies</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 7:17pm<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 12:35am<b>Lesser</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 6:55am<b>LiLMAMA0523</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 3:38pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:14am<b>Zedscar</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 12:37pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:16am<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 5:06am<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 3:29am<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 3:16pm<b>Unused_Account13</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:57pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 2:58am

Fucked!<b>Steve95401</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 1:37am<b>purple_bunnies</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:18am<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 6:35am<b>Zedscar</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 6:37pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 8:58am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Unused_Account13</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:25am<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:12pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 6:47am<b>magma080</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 3:29am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Baka_Me</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 12:02pm<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:26am<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:17am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 6:05am<b>ddeveshh</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:42am<b>Mornai</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:17am<b>RA91</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:40am

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SpankyRaven's favorite FMLs

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

by Roll Tide of Tears / 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm / United States / Love

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

by LagSwitchFTW / 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML

by LagSwitchFTW / 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I noticed one of my neighbors has decided to place an old toilet in the middle of their front lawn. Another one has had a kitchen sink in their driveway for a year, and yet another has a sofa in their grass. These are the people who taunt me for just walking my cat outside on a leash. FML

by SApprentice / 12/19/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch / 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML

by kidyounot / 12/17/2012 at 7:29pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML

by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 6:02pm / Ireland (Waterford) / Intimacy

Today, in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbirth would have been like back then. One girl asked in all seriousness why they didn't use ultrasound machines to see what sex their babies were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

by surrounded by dumbfucks / 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Geek

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

by hnickell93 / 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

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Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2012 at 11:29am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I had to call her at 1am asking her to come get me, because I got so drunk, I told my ride to leave without me. I'm grounded again after less than a day of freedom. FML

Today, I was stuck at a red light on an empty road for ten minutes before I finally realised that not only was I looking at the wrong traffic light, it was also broken. FML

by last time I drive stoned / 12/08/2012 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML

by anon / 12/08/2012 at 12:33am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

by WPA2 OR DEATH / 12/07/2012 at 4:49pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous