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by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by natattack / 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
by interphaseprophasemetaphase / 09/04/2013 at 7:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Barking Mad / 08/04/2013 at 7:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Delaware) / Love
by Me / 06/03/2013 at 1:32am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by well great. / 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
by astalkerindeed / 05/16/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Money
Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML
by ShowerGirl / 04/30/2013 at 3:54am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm / Saudi Arabia / Intimacy
by Out from Hell / 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by ipaid350dollarsfornothing / 03/15/2013 at 3:09am / Qatar / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my girlfriend I've been a vegetarian for 6 years. Hearing this, my mom said, "No, you're not. I fry your mushrooms and onions in bacon grease." With this new information, I've been a vegetarian for about 76 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Love
by themouseman1212 / 03/10/2013 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…