About SouthernPride95 : I drive a big ole truck i like to play the tuba im in marching band i like to wave the rebel flag around and i like to fish i also like to watch Dale Jr race every sunday in NASCAR
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Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 5:26am - misc - by babydoll (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)
Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version
Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by Forded (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 9:32am - intimacy - by H8TR (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by WelcomeWagon - United States
Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML
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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
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