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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 July 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1965
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Souners's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

#18881874
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16199) - you deserved it (27942)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30944) - you deserved it (4991)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (6004)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22446) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML

#18444351
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33194) - you deserved it (2802)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by Rash (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

#18443890
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (6852)

On 12/06/2011 at 9:33am - health - by aceshot97 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

#18443540
97 comments

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

#18421974
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30874) - you deserved it (4662)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

#18413058
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8861) - you deserved it (36868)

On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

#18411297
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (3616)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mom bought me pepper spray in case anyone tried to "mess" with me. I put it in my purse. Later, a guy snatched my purse before I even had the chance to take out the pepper spray. FML

#18411297
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (3616)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

#18409440
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26348) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35739) - you deserved it (20895)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35712) - you deserved it (12791)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30136) - you deserved it (8364)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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