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SoundTheAlarm
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 346
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SoundTheAlarm : Well you probably only care about stuff FML related so that's all I'm gonna talk about.
I favourite fml's because: It was so disgusting it was amazing, it made me laugh or the comments are funny.
I have only tried to submit one and it involved a yoghurt pot and my cousin's phlegm... Euch.
I comment on fml's if I feel my opinion needs to be expressed, if I want to slag off someone's grammar/spelling, I'm annoyed with the OP or if I'm annoyed with another poster.
I do not understand the obsession with Snickerdoodles. She's just another whiny internet bitch. I could probably fill the challenger deep with people exactly like her.
If you've clicked on my account then read all that you must: Be in a rage with me, be bored shitless or rather like me. Either way, I like you too :'D

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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

#8889344
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20928) - you deserved it (4519)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
620 comments

I agree, your life sucks (551587) - you deserved it (35435)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199832) - you deserved it (58923)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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