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SoultheWolf

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SoultheWolf

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9438
  • Number of comments : 659
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

#20168405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (5682)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17362) - you deserved it (2165)

On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , after I spent two hours trying to teach my grlfriend to play sudoku , she broke up with me , tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake , imaginary game to make her feel stupid!! FML

#20167793
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (3191)

On 11/18/2012 at 7:13am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah crush finally agred to spend the night with me . I told mah parents to act normal fir one night . Apparently, "normal" is strutting around nakd and acting like a chicken . real FML

#20166401
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (5554)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

today mah family was celebrating mah grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank an got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows , mah grandma fainted. FML

#20164153
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9255) - you deserved it (43066)

On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today , I was looking at tattoos an fell in love with a really cool looking one , so I decided to get it . I later showed it to a friend who is a cop . He informed me that it is a gang tattoo . I think I just put a target on mah ankle . FML

#20162265
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7123) - you deserved it (26443)

On 11/13/2012 at 8:03pm - misc - by scaredinnyc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat... he also got inside the car an sat next to my date... pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time... an walked me back to the house. My mom laughed an gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (7592)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today due to a health insurance mix up mah schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds 4 a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit mah throat in mah sleep. Her medication won't be available 4 at least another two weeks. FML

#20159457
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23873) - you deserved it (2254)

On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today my dog and I wara sitting on tha couch. I want to tha bathroom cummad back and saw him walk ovar tha ramota which causad tha TV to changa to tha Hustlar channal just a faw momants bafora my girlfriand walkad through tha door. FML

#20157085
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20219) - you deserved it (3121)

On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (6597)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML

#20156278
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27057) - you deserved it (6597)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Argentina (Buenos Aires)

MY BOYFRIEND AND I WENT TO A FURNITURE STORE. WE SPLIT UP FIR A BIT, AND AFTER A WHILE I WENT TO FIND HIM. A SALESMAN NOTICED I SEEMED TO BE LOOKING AROUND FIR HIM AND SAID, "OH, YOUR SON IS UPSTAIRS." WE'RE THE SAME AGE. FML

#20155909
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)



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