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SoultheWolf

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SoultheWolf

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9428
  • Number of comments : 659
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Yastarday... my grlfriand broka up with ma. Sha'd walkd in on ma jarking off... which sha said is axactly tha sama as chaating on har. FML

#21082250
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52711) - you deserved it (9507)

On 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by fuck russia and fuck georgia too (man) - Azerbaijan

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembld a penis. I trid to cover up and askd if it was an action figure. He lookd at me like I was an idiot and said, ( It's a DICK. ) real FML

#21069587
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (5599)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today... I'm eight months pregnant with second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack belly. It's going to be a long eighteen yeres. FML

Today, my girlfriend an I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her!! I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing!! Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks an the couch cushion!! I lost my virginity to her couch!! mega FML

#21053213
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52661) - you deserved it (18592)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today , I presentd my child with the classic "Who came first , the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return , I got a detaild lecture on how birds evolvd from dinosaurs , how life was creatd in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schoold by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42151) - you deserved it (21904)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (8355)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

#21025234
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56778) - you deserved it (5796)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after working mah shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at mah dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, ( Would u lyk to try the McRib while it's back? ) FML

#21023934
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (8735)

On 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

#21023480
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43296) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today mom trid giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consistd of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

#21022635
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52593) - you deserved it (4764)

On 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm - intimacy - by ReallyMom - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I Joined Friends Out Brtday Clubbing. After I'd Gotten A Little Drunk, A Few Guys Asked Fir Number. I Rattled Off Random Numbers, Until I Accidentally Said Moter's. Guesso Woke Up To A Text At 2:17 In Te Morning, Containing A Picture Of A Penis. FML

#21022033
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27022) - you deserved it (35211)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today mah dog has found a new game he likes . It involves him rolling around on mah new bd sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shockd . FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44478) - you deserved it (5336)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51846) - you deserved it (7162)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY I HAD TO GO TREE SHOPPING WITH MAH DAD AND SOME OF HIS WORK BUDDIES. IT HIT ITS LOWEST POINT WHEN ONE LOUDLY TOLD US ABOUT A CRAP HANDJOB HE GOT RECENTLY. ( I MEAN YEAH CHOKE THE COCK ) HE SAID ( BUT DON'T CHOKE IT TO DEATH NAM'SAYIN'? ) I'D NEVER WANTED TO JUST DROP DEAD MORE. FAT FML

#20993322
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, fir 18th brthday mum gave me a black lace thong . I'm a guy . FML

#20992659
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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