Search for a member

Offline (the 10/26/2014 at 10:05pm)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 August 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15769
  • Number of comments : 659
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

SoultheWolf's page activity

Visits<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 10:13am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 6:43am<b>devinthomas</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 10:48pm<b>fxreveryoung</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 12:33am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 1:56pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 7:29pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 11:51am<b>Zatert</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 8:49pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 9:09pm<b>MarkiMoo</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 12:32pm<b>TKoA</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 8:59am<b>JDonly</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:03am<b>Silentshdw13</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:05pm<b>no0ne0890</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:14pm<b>GolgiTendonOs</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:39pm<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 2:07pm<b>born_hustla</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 12:50pm<b>klutzyduck1</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:10am

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/10/2016 at 12:44pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 5:51pm<b>no0ne0890</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:14pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:09am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:14pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:38am<b>ExoticWaffles</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 5:54pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 6:24am<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 10:23pm<b>stereofeathers</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 3:45am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:00pm

SoultheWolf's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

See all of SoultheWolf's badges

SoultheWolf's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

by fuck russia and fuck georgia too / 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm / Azerbaijan / Intimacy

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

by hot sweet.... not / 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Kids

Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML

by clrichmond2009 / 02/19/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

by Unknown / 02/07/2014 at 9:18am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy

Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

by Evolution mama / 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML

by Can't Believe It. / 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2014 at 1:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2014 at 11:12am / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

by ReallyMom / 01/09/2014 at 4:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

by ANONYMOUS -_- / 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous