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SoreThroat
  • Town/Country : Bronx, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 May 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 688
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SoreThroat : I have the worst luck ever, what better place for a no lifer to come than FML?

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Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7530) - you deserved it (19318)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

#5767098
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38422) - you deserved it (2636)

On 10/10/2009 at 10:59pm - money - by MadSon - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

#3104897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52951) - you deserved it (3422)

On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my brother. There was a very attractive man sitting a few tables away who kept glancing at me. When my brother excused himself to the bathroom, the man worked up the courage to come over and introduce himself to me. He asked me if my brother was single. FML

#3104897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52951) - you deserved it (3422)

On 06/21/2009 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (199566) - you deserved it (58878)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47132) - you deserved it (11848)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)



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