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SoraHikari
  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 621
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32050) - you deserved it (381644)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (362908) - you deserved it (401231)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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