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Sophura

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sophura : Rawr!? I hate these About Me thingies. I'm Josh, I'm from Ireland. Feel free to message me if you wanna know more or chat.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Sophura
http://twitter.com/#!/Sophura
http://sophura.blogspot.com/
Gamertag: Cuigan < the damn L was taken, had to use an i :(

Sophura's page activity

Visits<b>lmc94</b> - the 02/10/2012 at 12:06am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:19pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/22/2011 at 11:14pm<b>Doortje</b> - the 07/19/2011 at 2:19pm<b>fthislyfe</b> - the 07/19/2011 at 1:41pm<b>8sq</b> - the 07/16/2011 at 11:52pm<b>cameycamcam</b> - the 07/16/2011 at 4:51pm<b>ImFrackinBored</b> - the 07/15/2011 at 1:43pm<b>nahgemoohc</b> - the 07/15/2011 at 1:24pm

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Sophura's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

by My mom / 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

by disturbed / 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 12:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was ‘This is less work and less involving.’ FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 10:05am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

by robotchickens / 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, while on the bus, an old man told me about all the many things he wanted to do with my various orifices. FML

by robotchickens / 03/10/2010 at 2:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

by wilsmith / 02/01/2010 at 7:36am / China (Beijing) / Miscellaneous