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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 88
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Something about me;
I'm 1,75 tall,
got red hair,
green eyes,
wear the cutest clothes,
and got sense of humor ;P

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Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19735) - you deserved it (70373)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:16pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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