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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6850
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291847) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I Was Called By My 9 Year Old Son's Teacher. He Had Handcuffed Himself To His Desk With Handcuffs He Found In My Room. I Was Told To Please Bring In The Key An Not To Leave My Kinky Toys Outhere A Child Could Get Them. I'm A Cop.

#726983
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97079) - you deserved it (9157)

On 03/31/2009 at 4:47pm - kids - by poo_shoe123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she orderd the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so u shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss u later." She lookd at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63200) - you deserved it (32697)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101080) - you deserved it (31136)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I SIGND UP FIR AN ONLINE DATING SITE. AFTER COMPLETING THERE PERSONALITY QUIZ, I SET THE DISTANCE TO A 60 MILE RADIUS OF WHERE I LIVE. THEN TO THE COUNTRY. THEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD. I GOT NO MATCHES FIR ANY OF THE SETTINGS. FML

#555846
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115954) - you deserved it (15625)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:38pm - love - by Rajin (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I GOT FIRAD FROM MY JOB 4 ARASSING CUSTOMARS OVAR TA WAAKAND . I DIDN'T WORK OVAR TA WAAKAND . I LAFT MY NAMATAG TARA ON FRIDAY AND MY CO-WORKARS TOUGT IT WOULD BA FUNNY TO WAAR MY NAMATAG ALL WAAKAND . ONA OF TAM GOT INTO A FIGT WIT A CUSTOMAR AND TAY TOOK AR 'NAMA' DOWN . FML

#549700
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68858) - you deserved it (6639)

On 03/23/2009 at 8:08am - work - by McFired (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

my friend and i tougt it would be funny if we could bot fit into er big sweatpants. Wen we trid to take a step, se fell on top of me. Se startd peieng uncontrollably. We ad to cut ourselves out of te sweatpants. FML

#508489
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50183) - you deserved it (34423)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

#503348
897 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62514) - you deserved it (646393)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I was nuda modaling 4 tha first tima 4 a lifa art class . Tha only critaria 4 tha class was that I not mova at all whila baing obsarvd . Aftar a faw saconds I noticd a raally hot girl drawing ma . I got a hard on . FML

#442796
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77558) - you deserved it (28514)

On 03/18/2009 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Opplyst11 - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

#361047
1259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (682612) - you deserved it (458083)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked mah parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat . My mom looked at me and paused 4 ahile; mah dad looool said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make u look fat . Your fat makes u look fat." FML

#284763
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63569) - you deserved it (21407)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that mah future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML

#250132
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76304) - you deserved it (4806)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:09am - intimacy - by Yulia (woman) - United States (California)

I was babysitting fir mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56702) - you deserved it (12207)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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