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This isn't what should be happening
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today I took my best friend out 4 a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently . As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out . Trying to be encouraging, I said ( He's single! ) an winked . One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend . FML
Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML
Today , it started raining unexpectedly . My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella , so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain . It worked . FML
Today, I checked my voicemail . I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend,ho was vacationing in Florida . I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message . mega FML
Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML
I facabookad my friands about my upcoming birthday party... and told tham to kaap tha data fraa. I got savaral rasponsas talling ma that's not possibla... bacausa that's tha day tha naw Harry Pottar movia comas out. FML
Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015