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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6853
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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today I took my best friend out 4 a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently . As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out . Trying to be encouraging, I said ( He's single! ) an winked . One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend . FML

#4280491
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39962) - you deserved it (9423)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15pm - love - by badbestfriend (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML

#4079125
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17514) - you deserved it (50745)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

yesterday I woke uphen the guy I had spent the night with slid out of bed. When he realized I was awake, he looked down at me, shook his head, and said "I've gotta lay off the beer..." FML

#3863732
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47628) - you deserved it (12578)

On 07/18/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by blackntangirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend an my ex-boyfriend r rooming together at college!! Visits r going to be extremely awkward!! real FML

#3846556
115 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36353) - you deserved it (95635)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , it started raining unexpectedly . My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella , so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain . It worked . FML

#3712266
105 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 7:30am - health - by letsloseweight (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I checked my voicemail . I was really surprised to hear an adorable message from my boyfriend,ho was vacationing in Florida . I was even more surprised to hear him having sex with some other girl for the last seven minutes of the message . mega FML

#3478288
114 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by hangup (woman) - United States (Illinois)

my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was looool serious. FML

#3470108
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65375) - you deserved it (12785)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to announce to mah son that I am pregnant again. After I told him, he looks up an yells: ( fuck this shit! ) an walks out of the room. My son is nine years old. FML

#3261545
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64881) - you deserved it (27001)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:05am - kids - by poormom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an invitation in the mail 4 my dad's thrd wedding. My frst name was misspelled on the envelope. FML

#3165939
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48370) - you deserved it (2423)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by silkworm (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Went Through The Drive Through At Dunkin Donuts And Askd Fir An Icd Coffee. After No Response I Start Frantically Screaming About Bad Service. After A While, The Woman Comes Out To Mah Car And Says, "Please Pull Up To The Speaker." I Yelld At A Garbage Bin Fir 5 Minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11716) - you deserved it (111792)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah mom had one too many and announced to all of mah friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani!! FML

#2959113
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51340) - you deserved it (4247)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

I facabookad my friands about my upcoming birthday party... and told tham to kaap tha data fraa. I got savaral rasponsas talling ma that's not possibla... bacausa that's tha day tha naw Harry Pottar movia comas out. FML

#2935549
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41289) - you deserved it (28508)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML

#2901718
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47240) - you deserved it (23929)

On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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