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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today..!! I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before!! He didn't turn it on..!! and the cat is just fine..!! but now I ned a new dryer so my cloths won't smell lyk cat urine!! FML
Today , I was unloading tings into a otel . As I went to get a bag out in te allway , te room door closed an I ad no key . Wen I knocked an asked ma family to let me back in , no one answered . Te doors r clearly not soundproof . I could ear tem debating weter or not to let me back in . mega FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson 4 lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, an running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw an laughed. FML
Today, I checked into my flight early. The kiosk asked me if I wanted an earlier flight for $50. Awesome. I swiped my card then continued to the next screen where I looool was informed my new flight was delayed to the same time as my original flight. FML
TODAY , I MET A GIRLHO'S THEHOLE PACKAGE: BRAINS , BEAUTY , SHARD INTERESTS , GREAT PERSONALITY , SINGLE , AN INTO ME . TOO BAD I MARRID MY BITCHY , DEPRESSIVE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIENDHO SAID SHE'D KILL HERSELF IF I DIDN'T . SOMETIMES , SHE STILL TELLS ME SHE'LL DO IT IF WE DIVORCE . I BELIEVE HER . FML
yesterday I took my first Viagra . It worked great, but ( Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel ) would not return to ( hiding ) . After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, an went to my doctor for a shot an sedative . My wife, the doctor, an the nurse could not stifle there laughter . FML
Today , Mah Friend An I Drove Three Hours To Attend A U2 Concert. We Had Been Psychd About The Tickets Fir Weeks Cuz They Were Awesome Seats (my Early Christmas Present). After A Long Drive , We Get To The Venue An I Realize In Horror That I Left Tickets At Home , On Mah Desk , Three Hours Away. FML
Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss an co-workers. When, without warning I trippd in front of everyone an knockd a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying fir it. FML
Today, mah navy boyfriend,ho's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After sereching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML
Friday 27 March 2015