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Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my 8 year old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 10:56am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML
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On 06/28/2010 at 11:18pm - misc - by itssdianaa (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
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On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML
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On 03/25/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by uhoh901 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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