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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3617
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

#15184049
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23905) - you deserved it (5635)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

#15135659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10772) - you deserved it (31894)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

#14993879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (19679)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16826) - you deserved it (23382)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8142) - you deserved it (61188)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8142) - you deserved it (61188)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

#14732646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24002) - you deserved it (6860)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by shouldveknown (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30804) - you deserved it (2348)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23791) - you deserved it (11317)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (4976)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28973) - you deserved it (3444)

On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27559) - you deserved it (4339)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

#13912441
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (6489)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10708) - you deserved it (25018)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)



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