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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6852
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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2DAY I PRINTED OUT A PICTURE OF THE POPULAR GRL IN SCHOOL AS A SORT OF 'MODEL' 4 HOW I WANTED MY HAIR CUT. THE HARDRESSER TAPED THE PICTURE TO THE MRROR SO HE COULD SEE. HALFWAY THROUGH, MY 'MODEL' CAME IN 4 AN APPOINTMENT. FML

#14993879
90 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, mah Dad thought ( Joseph ) an ( Francis ) were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of mah laptop an iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. real FML

#14932841
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16966) - you deserved it (23552)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today I Found Out That Tha Monay Mah Boyfriand Has "sacratly" Baan Putting Away 4 Tha Last Two Months Is Not 4 An Angagamant Ring Lika I'd Thought But 4 A Trip To Vagas I'm Not Invitad To . FML

#14732646
97 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by shouldveknown (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today ma parents confiscatd ma iPod because te parents' group tey go to cummd to te conclusion tat music is a gateway to anti-social beavior!! mega FML

#14674940
136 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today , I looool had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. real FML

#14572536
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25538) - you deserved it (11682)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys r "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave fir a day. My grlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won.

#14143329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34934) - you deserved it (5123)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on mah face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
114 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)

Today..!! I discovered mah boyfriend prays before an after sex..!! cuz he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so!! FML

#14014321
95 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"

#13912441
80 comments

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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I got mah science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked mah teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

#13835168
82 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I ave te communication skills of a Lou Gerig's patient. FML

#13691597
54 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, ma dad askd me for a word tat rymes wit vagina!! He was filling out an anniversary card for ma mom!! mega FML

#13614950
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States



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