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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4225
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Today, neither of my parents fought for my custody. FML

#19763325
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51043) - you deserved it (3229)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anon - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31308) - you deserved it (4938)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML

#19762113
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (2292)

On 06/09/2012 at 8:24pm - work - by jeremyj (man) - United States

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6330) - you deserved it (52249)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17252) - you deserved it (57629)

On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

#19760730
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (3674)

On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (4206)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15076) - you deserved it (40803)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML

#19741419
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19224) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Singapore - United States (New York)

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

#19736092
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (2851)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (2830)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21468) - you deserved it (2322)

On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

#19731435
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18841) - you deserved it (6128)

On 06/04/2012 at 6:13am - love - by Ladycakes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (4000)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30953) - you deserved it (3052)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)



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