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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my uncle gave me a lecture on how I eat too much "unhealthy" junk food, and that it can be very harmful for me. All the while smoking a cigarette. FML
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On 06/05/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Singapore - United States (New York)
Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm - work - by kufan1324 - United States
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 6:13am - love - by Ladycakes (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States
Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)
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