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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6848
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32589)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today , my manager looool called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me fir granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently , the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML

#19909832
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19784) - you deserved it (3756)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:32pm - work - by a4rk (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

#19909229
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24564) - you deserved it (1530)

On 07/08/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML

Today, I want to mah ragular pharmacist of thraa months, an sinca I'va always saan him on a crutch, I askad him how his lag was. His rasponsa: "Still missing". fat FML

#19903690
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (6457)

On 07/07/2012 at 3:26am - misc - by sozzy - United States (California)

Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML

#19901344
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27614) - you deserved it (1694) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

YESTERDAY, I SNEEZED JAW OUT OF SOCKET. YES, THIS IS POSSIBLE. FML

#19899616
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29310) - you deserved it (1884)

On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States

Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11587) - you deserved it (34624)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

TODAY, AS I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN BY A SPIDER!! HE GETS SUPER POWERS AND A HOT GIRL, I SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON AND GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL!! FML

#19884595
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26435) - you deserved it (2098)

On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I ave four fligts. I spent last nigt projectile vomiting wit food poisoning. By te time I got to te airport it ad progressed to liquid diarea. Two fligts in... I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51674) - you deserved it (2386)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML

#19867387
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21664) - you deserved it (6066)

On 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I lerened that I do not posses the upper body... core... or leg strength to hold grlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We r now both being treated at the hospital; her fir glass wounds... me fir a concussion. FML

#19864989
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15690) - you deserved it (27765)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONVINCE MY HUSBAND TO START WORKING OUT IS BY CONVINCING HIM THAT WE R TRAINING FIR WHEN THE ( ZOMBIE OUTBREAK ) HAPPENS . FML

#19862258
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21155) - you deserved it (3549)

On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I REALIZED JUST HOW MUCH OF A BITCH I AM WHEN I GROUNDED MY SON 4 NOT TELLING ME WHAT HE GOT ME 4 MY BRTHDAY. FML

#19861407
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6252) - you deserved it (80853)

On 06/28/2012 at 4:29pm - kids - by MeanMother - United States (Missouri)

Today boyfriend finally met brother. He arrestd him 4 drunk driving.

#19860817
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)



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