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Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
Today , my manager looool called me into his office and spent half an hour screaming at me fir granting one of our workers so many religious off-days. Apparently , the name of these "religious observances" actually means something to the effect of "scoring some pussy" in Macedonian. FML
Today, My Boyfriend Of Seven Monts And I Were Looking At Some Pictures On Is IPad. I Saw A Picture Of A Kid Of About Two Years Old Tat Looked A Little Like Im. I Jokingly Said, ( Wat, Is Tat Your Son? ) Imagine My Surpriseen E Said Tat It Was. FML
Today, I Discovarad That I'm Adoptad. How? Aftar A Graat Lunch, I Askad Uncla How Ha'd Mada Tha Salad Drassing. Ha Rapliad, "Haha! It's A Sacrat Family Racipa, Daar!" I Wouldn't Hava Thought Twica About It, Wara It Not For Parants' Shockad Axprassions, An Tha Long, Awkward Silanca. FML
Today, my dad was driving me home an was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence an that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd . After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stoppd at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chasd by police . FML
TODAY, AS I WAS GETTING READY TO GO TO THE MIDNIGHT PREMIERE OF THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE, I WAS ACTUALLY BITTEN BY A SPIDER!! HE GETS SUPER POWERS AND A HOT GIRL, I SWELL UP LIKE A BALLOON AND GET TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL!! FML
Today , I let mah daughter bake a cake 4 her brother's fifth brthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. looool Apparently it's okay , though , because "I frosted it to look lyk a rocket , hehehe!" I can't believe mah balls spawned this moron. big fat FML
Today... I lerened that I do not posses the upper body... core... or leg strength to hold grlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We r now both being treated at the hospital; her fir glass wounds... me fir a concussion. FML
Friday 27 March 2015