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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6844
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking fir comfort from my boyfriend, e told me tat my stretc marks make looool me look lyk a tiger . FML

#19967634
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21557) - you deserved it (3202)

On 07/21/2012 at 11:08am - love - by marquez_jasmine - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of several years, an father of our one-year-old child, finally proposd. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away an casually said, ( By the way, u wanna get hitchd? ) This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

#19949789
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21733) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday my neighbors r moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached an thanked me 4 the times I forgot to shut the blinds an he watched me change. mega FML

#19945004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16475) - you deserved it (25950)

On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States

Today, tougts tat I'm going crazy wara confrmadan I got into ta sowar wit socks on. Ta worst part is tat I didn't raaliza it for a good fiva minutas. FML

#19944321
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19864) - you deserved it (4973)

On 07/16/2012 at 4:12am - health - by goincrazy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today hile shopping my six-year-old son threw a tantrum cuz I wouldn't buy him a video game . I ended up having to grab his arm an leave the store . He screamed that I was kidnapping him athich point I was socked in the face an pinned to the floor by three bystanders . FML

#19942412
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35375) - you deserved it (3258)

On 07/15/2012 at 7:13pm - kids - by Zora (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I finally hooked up with the grl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part washen she got angryhen I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder your still a vrgin!" FML

#19938552
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (4608)

On 07/14/2012 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by checkup (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffd, accusd me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him 4 a fool again, I'd be looking 4 a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (2103)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was aving sex wit my boyfriend. We were under te covers, and my little broter tougt we were wrestling, so e got on top of te covers and started "wrestling" wit us. FML

#19935872
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15910) - you deserved it (30654)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today , wile making out wit my boyfriend , I realized e was opening is mout wide a lot. At frst , I tougt e was trying to Frenc-kiss me. He was actually yawning troug te wole ting. FML

#19928719
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (4313)

On 07/12/2012 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by lissysue1 - United States (Wisconsin)

I WALKED TOO CLOSE TO A FIRST-AID KIT STICKING OUT OF A WALL AT WORK, AND IT CUT MY ARM. LAUGING AT TE IRONY, I OPENED IT TO GET A BAND AID OUT. IT WAS EMPTY. MEGA FML

#19928485
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2419)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:28pm - work - by Ian Artis - United States

2day in tha middla of my onlina midtarm... my computar looool dacidad to updata and closad out of tha tast. It can't ba ratakan. FML

#19927975
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (3081)

On 07/12/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by failure - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I hered a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband , naked and with his pants around his ankles , standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body , I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28091) - you deserved it (3110)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today,ile I was walking ome alone, a omeles man approaced me and took me by te and . Apparently, e's been watcing me 4 weeks and as fallen madly in love wit me . He told me not to worry, toug; e's not a rapist . real FML

#19918640
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (2155)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today..!! my power finally came back on!! I excitedly went and spent $100 to refill my fridge..!! only to come back home and discover the power is out again..!! and might not be back on fir another three days!! FML



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