About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.
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by asdf / 02/02/2009 at 1:07pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by JLoRd / 02/01/2009 at 9:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML
by fecurtis / 01/23/2009 at 3:36am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by sadtimes / 01/22/2009 at 6:10am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
by footinmouth / 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by pikachu / 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to… Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to… Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news:…