About SomeBossOnHere : I think this is a cool site, and I don't know many people on here.. Oh.. And I probably will correct you if you spell something really wrong, major pet-peeve of mine... I really dislike people that are too lazy to write words out or use they're, their and there incorrectly. Especially hate "r u okay? Omq hahaha lol xD no comment lol." I hate ignorant people. And... That's about it. See ya on the flipside.
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by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
by eggs / 02/28/2009 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by lifesux17 / 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
by Rich / 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML
by catfish / 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by JRock / 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Macy's to go shopping, I was wearing a shirt and tie and dressed nicely. Customers came up to me with questions, but I just ignored them. Minutes later, thinking I was an employee, the manager came and yelled at me, and threatened to fire me. FML
by muffinmen1022 / 02/20/2009 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Work
by mags / 02/16/2009 at 10:05am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
by thedullard / 02/16/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML
by nana. / 02/15/2009 at 10:29am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by shit's weak / 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by buster / 02/13/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I greeted my table (I'm a server) with a colloquial "Hey there, guys, how's it going?" The customers were three butch lesbians who thought I was incorrectly identifying their gender. I received no tip (on a $35 bill), and they registered a corporate complaint about my "insensitivity." FML
by ServingYouWings / 02/12/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…